Drabble: Office Party

Abby sank onto the sofa by Claudia.

"Cutter and Blade are an item?"

Claudia nodded. "Since Chile."

Lester and Lyle were almost, but not quite, holding hands. Ryan's arm was around Stephen's waist. Connor and Ditzy were actually snogging in the corner like teenagers.

"Ditzy better check the water again."

Claudia shook her head. "New theory."

"Yes?"

"Everyone is hand-picked by Lester, right?"

"Right."

"So Ditzy reckons Lester has the most finely tuned gaydar this side of San Franciso."

"Shame it doesn't extend to women," grumbled Abby.

Claudia leaned forward, displaying a surprisingly generous amount of cleavage.

"Want to bet?"