Drabble: Nick Cutter and the Pirate Dinosaurs

"OK. You sailed through the `pretty sparkly thing'."

"Arrr! That be so!" said Pirate Tyranosaurus Rex.

"Saw `Mr. Macall's Seaside Park of Fun' and stormed it."

"Shiver me timbers," agreed Pirate Triceratops.

"Giganatosaurus was scared by the spider," Nick glanced up at the large balloon floating over the Ghost Train, "at which point class 3B overpowered you."

The pirates cowered away from the children at his back.

"You promise to be good from now on in exchange for safe conduct back home."

"Yo ho ho," agreed Pirate Stegosaurus. "And a bottle of rum?" he added hopefully.

"No rum!" said Cutter.