Drabble: Maisy and Daisy

Lazy Maisy, feeling hazy,
Walking to her hall,
Spies a grand thing, six foot standing,
By the campus wall.

Nutter Cutter storms and splutters,
"A lion from a zoo."
Pesters Lester who phones Chester,
"Say it is one too".

Sexy soldiers with thigh holsters
(Maisy starts to flirt)
Find the grand thing needs some handling.
Maisy's almost hurt.

Honour Connor, she's near a gonner.
He hides her in a duct.
Spry man Ryan tames the lion.
Stephen looks well-... relieved everyone's OK.

Crazy Maisy, not so hazy,
Talks of what she's seen.
Dozy Daisy, feeling lazy,
Doesn't tell the Dean.