Drabble: Accomplished

Abby studied herself in the mirror. I have a natural gift with reptiles she told herself.

She hadn't meant to overhear Lyle and Blade.

I do not need men for self-validation she added.

"So what about Maitland and Lewis?" Blade had asked.

"I don't do women anymore," Lyle replied.

"Yeah, but if you did?"

I'm the world expert on Coelurosauravus she said.

"Lewis has an evil eye," Lyle had mused thoughtfully.

"True"

I have a green belt in Tae Kwon do.

"But she has better tits."

Blade had nodded sagely.

But, Abby had to concede, Jenny does have better tits.